Cheap Car Auctions

My stubborn husband is a cheap jerk when it comes to automobiles! He is a good father, good husband, and very decent provider. But the only area he has a problem with is buying me used pieces of crap. We have an excellent marriage, and I couldn’t ask for a better partner in life. He “thinks” he is a decent mechanic. If he we’re a decent mechanic, then I wouldn’t have 8 barely running cars on our rented property. The only one in the family that has a decent car is my husband, because he drives 25 miles one way to work every day. Me and my husband have 3 children, and I have to take the oldest to therapy 4 days a week. My younger two are only a year old. Oh did I forget to mention that my husband is in the Navy?

Two days ago, the rear axle of my car fell off when I was driving down the road. Luckily, no one in the car was hurt. Yesterday, my husband put the axle back on and told me it was “ok to drive”.
I looked at him and said, “I’m not driving that POS anymore. This saturday you are staying here with the kids, and I’m buying myself a new car. I already know what I want.”
He said, “Why waste good money on a new car? I can get you another used one for $200-$300 at the auction.”
I said,” Your always buying used pieces of crap that break down within a matter of weeks. They are NOT safe. You are putting my life and the lives of our children at risk, because your trying to ‘save a buck’. Honey I love you, but your being a stubborn jerk about this. You are staying here with the kids, and I will not discuss this with you anymore. I’m driving all 8 of those cars to the dealership just around the corner, and I am buying myself a new car.”
He said, “You are NOT spending My money, on a new car!”
I said, ” You seem to forget that I earn 1/2 of our families income! I work full-time, take our son to therapy 4 days week, take care of the girls, the house, cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, paying bills. All you do is go to work, come home, and spend time with the kids. I do all of this without complaint. We’re talking about FAIRNESS here.Your NOT being fair to me! You have two choices here: I buy a car and be happy, or I’m taking the kids and back home with my mom. What is your choice?”
He said, “Fine buy a new car.” After that he wouldn’t talk to me.

I went to the bank this morning and took out $10,000 to buy a new vehicle. Then I drove all 8 cars to the dealership right around the corner. With all of the trade-in vehicles, incentives, cash back, discounts (military, college, owner loyalty) I got a brand new 2010 Nissan Versa for $5,300. I love my new car. It’s a 4 door sedan. Fully loaded, ESC, power windows, locks, breaks, cd am/fm radio. Did I just tell you all that I love my new car?

When I got home today, I noticed that the house was spotless, my son was in his room playing, the babies we’re napping, and most of all my husband apologized for being a cheap jerk. When I showed him how much I paid for the car, his jaw dropped to the floor. He said next time he buys another car, he’s taking me with him.